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Friday, May 04, 2007

My Dirty Little Secret

One area that seems to bring lots of quick jokes at my expense is my need for my dishwasher to be loaded in a very specific way! Discovering the secret of loading a dishwasher is only entrusted to certain unique, highly intelligent, fairly organized individuals like myself. I can take a sinkful of dishes and make them fit into an already full dishwasher!

So, when I see a plate on the top rack or a knife facing upwards or a cup in the wrong section...then I have to fix it! Now, I am even so bold to correct Alli and Shane as they attempt to load the dishwasher since I consider them family and not guests...so it is fair game when it comes to my dishwasher! Though correcting them means I am the butt of many jokes...I still can't resist fixing their blatant errors in loading a machine that brings peace and harmony to relationships! My marriage would have been over within two years if we hadn't gotten a dishwasher! This is serious stuff!

6 comments:

Linda MacDonald CSP(tm) said...

It may be dirty, but it's no secret!! Man, I can attest to your O.C.D when it comes to loading that dishwasher. It strikes fear in my heart to place a dish in yours for fear I'll have my fingers slapped for facing a plate the "wrong" way. You should be more honest- your real dirty little secret is that none of you EVER put the cap on your toothpaste!! (Shudder) Now that drives ME nuts!!!

onelittlemustardseed said...

Funny you mention the toothpaste...Andy chastised me today for squeezing from the middle!

shane magee said...

hehe, i just try to stay clear of the dishwasher when you are about. :o)

yesterday lisa hayward caught me seperating my food into little compartments before it ate it. WHOOPS.

shane magee said...

that was alli, not shane

Linda MacDonald CSP(tm) said...

Hi Wendy!

Jill said...

Oh what a relief! I'm not the only one who loads with such intent! I have been known to empty after Thanksgiving dinner and reload because it wasnt done right.Thats right,I said it........it wasnt done right! My sisters can bite it!